1984 – (still living)
You get this message because I died. I would love to invite you to my going away party. Everybody is invited! I am serious. Even if we weren’t close and you feel like coming please do. If you can’t you can join via video call.
I would like my passing to be a celebration. I would like to ask people to dress joyfully. Think birthday. Pick the most weird, colorful clothes you feel good in. Masks and costumes welcome.
Wait for a sunny and warm day, and find a beautiful meadow in a park in Warsaw. Perhaps Park Skaryszewski? This is a party, so if people want they should be able to stay until the sunrise.
Further down I am asking each person to bring two things. There should be a lot of blankets. Set them next to another to create a large round blanket patch. All of the things that people bring should be scattered on them. There should be plenty of alcohol lying around, green tea and coffee in thermoses, perhaps joints, bottles and bottles of stinky Polish mineral water.
There are also good speakers with music and a microphone. A hired man with a nice voice will read the knowledge bits every couple of songs. There is a laptop with a video call so people can join from afar.
At some point just order food delivery from a couple of places I liked in Warsaw: e.g. Prasowy, Jaskółka, Vegan Ramen, Ósma Kolonia.
Please just cremate me body before hand. Then bring the ashes to the party in some cheap container. After the party throw them into the Wisła river.
It would be nice if everybody could bring a snippet of knowledge: either something from my website, or something that seem relevant, or they can write it. Please bring it printed out on a simplest paper and limit to max 1 min. reading time.
Below there is a list of people I ask for a specific thing. The names will be revealed after my death.
It would be nice if could pick music from my Liked songs and different playlists on Spotify.
It would be nice if could bring some object representing BIIAA syndrome.
It would be nice if could bring some object that represents his father.
It would be nice if ask to bring his favorite book.
It would be nice if bring a blanket.
It would be nice if bake me a ny cheesecake (you know which one).
It would be nice if bring our favorite three books about art.
It would be nice if ask bring a plant or a herbal decoration.
It would be nice if be the life of the party as he always was and being so good at gathering people together.
It would be nice if bake my fav brithday cake!
It would be nice if bring a picture of my great-grantparents.
It would be nice if could bring a photo of grandma Staszek
It would be nice fi would draw a Pokemon riding with me on a tractor.
It would be nice if got drunk, danced, be joyfully weird – expressing a joy of life that always shined through her.
It would be nice if could bring his favorite book about design.
It would be nice if could bring an object representing our grandma.
It would be nice if print out his favorite meme.
It would be nice if bring a soccer ball.
It would be nice if could bring a poem.
It would be nice if to bring a picture of my grandma.
It would be nice if could bring a picture of grandma Zosia, Danusia, Staszek being together.
It would be nice if could bring a two badminton rockets and a birdy.
It would be nice if and their people could bring a collaborative drawing.
The rest of the people
I am sorry if I didn’t include you on this list. I would love if you could take any ideas listed above and do something of your choosing. Bringing blankets, food, alcohol is a always a good idea.
Thanks, it’s a bummer I couldn’t be there with you.